One Word Answers

Where were you 10 years ago?
College.

Where will you be 10 years from now?
Shrug.

What were you like at 10 years old?
Tomboy.

Do you know any 10 year olds?
Yep.

If you found $10, what would you buy?
Magazines.

If you arrived someplace 10 minutes early, what would you do to pass the time?
Text.

What is something you do ten times a day?
Masturbate.

What is something you haven’t done in ten years?
Gin.

What is something you don’t want to do for another ten years?
Canada.

If you had 10 hours to yourself, what would you do?
Sleep.

If you had 10 people ask you out for a date on the same night, how would you decide who to pick?
Biggest.

What woman do you consider a 10?
Giada.

What man do you consider a 10?
Duh.

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11 Responses to “One Word Answers”


  1. 1 steve January 16, 2008 at 12:56 am

    Amen on the Giada. Hayzoos Christo, she’s hotter than fuck.

  2. 2 Jess January 16, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    I am totally with you on Jason Varitek. I almost had to call off my engagement when my fiance, who is new to the Red Sox, once referred to him as “Jason Losertek.” Seriously.

  3. 3 Allison January 16, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Too funny…I may have to steal this from you.

  4. 4 stefanie January 16, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    You are the only reason I even know who Jason Varitek is. Your love runs deep and strong, quite obviously.

  5. 6 Shesabigstar January 16, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    I didn’t think one word answers would be enough to make this post funny…i was WRONG…you’re the best!

  6. 7 yeahsoanyway January 17, 2008 at 1:06 am

    Steve, right? Big time girl crush.

    Jess, you mean former fiance, right? 🙂 It’s not even clever! And who disses the captain?

    Allison, it’s all yours.

    Stefanie, ha, I’m happy to have educated you.

    -R-, agreed. 😉

    Shesabigstar, ha, thanks.

  7. 8 d January 17, 2008 at 11:43 am

    Giada sure is hot. She causes me to swoon.

  8. 9 Kate January 17, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    I love this one-word answer. I picture you on a bad date, trying to frantically signal for the check while he peppers you with questions.

  9. 10 yeahsoanyway January 17, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    D, more than the girl in the Wicked Game video? Cover Giada with wet sand and then you’re talking.

    Kate, ha, good image.

  10. 11 bleeding espresso January 18, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Hmm…steal. Maybe.

    One word and caveman are *so* closely related sometimes.


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